ambien 69
is when you and your gir/guy. take a couple ambiens and begin to take out eveything from your s-x box under your bed. then when you and ur gurl start to trip and get really horney you strap her legs and arms to the bed and turn onn the craziest/weirdest/ p-rno you have.then break a wholle bunch of glow sticks around my house with all the lights off. then make sure youv got two condoms and a lot of different love oils.if you really want fun get some s-x dice and its awsome then the next day you jsut laugh about all the crazy shiit we did. casue apparantly our friends were there watchin .
hey babe its our anniversary wanna have some ambien 69 and get some hoochies and homeboys down here.
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