Ambiguous Spoon


in any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.
person 1: “cuddle party, my bed, now.”
person 2: “i call ambiguous spoon!”

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