Ambipenstrous
the ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.
friend: are you a leftie or a rightie?
victim of ambipenstrosity: i am ambipenstrous.
girl: have you heard about john. he is ambipenstrous.
boy: i want to be just like him when i am older!
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