Ambulance Riding
noun.
the practice of following an ambulance when it has its sirens on, which promises an expedient trip as all cars in front of the ambulance will have pulled off, and will not have returned to the road before you p-ss them.
“dude you got here pretty fast.”
“yeah, well, i went ambulance riding.”
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