ambush wedding
a “trojan” or “ambush wedding” is a surprise wedding thrown by the bride and groom on their unexpected guests. often disguised as an invite to a casual event, or after having a simple get-together; the couple shocks the whole host with a wedding on the spot. it is a new alternative to an elopement.
the mr and i had an ambush wedding last year! literally the week before the one on “girls.” we invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served i went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, “we’re going to get married! right now!” the best part was when my husband asked his nephew to be his best man. it took our nephew a few seconds to understand that the mr meant right then. i thought it was super—we had a gorgeous cake and flowers hidden in the house to bring out for the celebration. it was low stress and fun
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