ameepabop
a mammal with an extended lower lip,short neck, and wide eyes. the ameepobop (alt. spelling ameepabop) is a mysterious creature with many enemies. the cry of the ameepobop is shrill due to its small vocal chords. the courtship of the ameepobop is quite distrubing. the female rapidly shakes her head while the male lies back in submission. this process is seemingly pointless, as the ameepobobs reproduce as-xually by budding. little else is known about these rare and rather ugly animals. they have been spotted in central south carolina and in northern kyoto, j-pan.
did you see the national geographic special about the ameepabop?
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