american bidet
the spout of water that comes up from the toilet and hits your -ss when a t-rd plops into the water.
“i was just in taking a dump, and i had a pretty good american bidet from that gigantic p–p.”
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the act of sh-tting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
theres a line for the bathroom, i guess it’s time for an american bidet.
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