american canoe
a s-xual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man’s face, making sure to insert his nose into the v-g-n-. the second female will be seated upon the males erect p-n-s, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. the third and final female will be seated upon the man’s feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. one thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication subst-tuted with cooled melted b-tter
guy 1: hey you see those three girls over there?
guy 2: yeah they’re s-xy
guy 3: i did the “american canoe” with them last night, they’re freaky as heck!
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