American cheese
proof that oil and water do mix after all.
this nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a subst-tute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is actually digestible.
i made the terrible mistake of buying american cheese (hey, it cost half as much as cheddar). the next day, i woke up with explosive diarrhea because that sh-t just went right through my digestive tract.
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a type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to m-ss production.
best when melted.
-d-mn, this american cheese is bad.
-try toasting it.
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