American goal
a soccer term describing one of three events:
1. a team scores a goal it doesn’t deserve.
2. a team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. a team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. based on the usa team’s 2010 world cup performance.
example:
ghana could not score the american goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
example:
bill: that new supervisor is an idiot. how’d he get this job?
ted: he’s the boss’s son.
bill: way to score an american goal.
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