American Ninja


a common stereotype in western cinema. as opposed to j-panese ninja, an american one will perpetuate the general att-tude toward far eastern culture with high-pitched screaming and ridiculously flashy moves, and should a plot require it, an intense one-on-one katana showdown in broad daylight. will also wear a black bodysuit no matter what the lighting conditions or scenery are. completely contradicts the entire point of the ninja in the first place, which is to -ss-ssinate in complete and total secrecy.
bruce lee comes to america, acts, and all of a sudden every asian on the planet fights like him; thus was born the american ninja.

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