Ameriphobia

a fear of the united states of america. because america is arguably the most powerful country with the widest influence in the world, many people fear their power. this fear is usually unprovoked, since america is a democracy and any idiots in power who screwed up (for all you bush haters) will be gone by the next election, unlike dictators.

because of this fear, people with ameriphobia tend to become anti-american. these anti-americans can form into groups, ranging from the typical radical muslim al-queda; to communist radicals, although they have lost power since the end of the cold war.

you will never see a “britiphobia” or a “chinaphobia”. the united states is the most powerful country in the world, and they will obviously receive the most criticism from around the world. yet, the united states is also arguably the best country in the world, with a thriving economy and one of the highest standards of living in the world. they also commit to spreading democracy worldwide, so communist dictator sh-tholes like cuba and north korea cease to exist. so f-ck off america haters.
kid 1: “who’s that one kid with ameriphobia who went to the ‘school of the americas protest’?”
kid 2: “oh, you mean john?”
kid 1: “yeah, where is he, i thought they were supposed to be back a few weeks ago?”
kid 2: “i heard he went to some place called ‘guantanamo’..? it must be another protest location.”