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• mansploding

  the very patriarchal act of when a man releases s-m-n from his p-n-s see also: manspreading mansplaining feminist 1: did you just see that guy mansploding all over that poor woman’s face? feminist 2: disgusting how we still live in such a patriarchy in the current year!

• mattet

  noun: shut up f-gan! hey what’s the mattet?

• loud as shit

  louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome p–ping in unison in a public restroom!!! after drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as sh-t!!

• gay clay

  a f-ggot that claims to be a licensed cpa but really gives out $5 bl-wj-bs under the congress bridge in austin, tx. tell dan that g-y clay is still at the gym only doing upper body and eating cliff bars.

• tux cleavage

  when a very handsome ginger man opens his tux/dress shirt to show his chesticles / cleavage ginger ninja jake’s tux cleavage is on point.

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