Amish Beard
a euphemism similar to landing strip or happy trail, an amish beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. the hair on the scr-t-m or underneath the v-g-n- then resembles the cl-ssic amish beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.
“yeah i was running late and only had time to shave the top. good thing she didn’t mind the amish beard i was rockin’.”
Read Also:
- amish toe jam
a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her v-g-n- i gave her an amish toe jam last night
- amjure
to win an “american jurisprudence award.” these are bestowed at most us law schools to students achieving the highest grade in a given cl-ss. the student usually receives a certificate (suitable for framing), a distinguished notation on his transcript, and the ire and envy of his former law-school friends. i’m going to amjure torts this […]
- beat mission
someone you want to have s-x with by a certain time frame. yo yo, trishauna is my semester beat mission, i hope we f-ck soon!
- Blechxt
the opposite of s-xt. sending a picture or suggestive material over electronic means of one-self when one-self really shouldn’t be doing this to anyone, ever, under any circ-mstances because the reaction usually is “blech”. “dude, can’t believe you were stupid enough to send out that blechxt to stacy. now it is all over the school […]
- balala
another word for terrorist those balala’s bombed our school another word for “whatever”. trevor, whatever. steve-o, ba la la.