amish beauty
while engaging in s-x with a woman, the male removes his p-n-s just before -j-c-l-t–n, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. while the girl is out, the male -j-c-l-t-s on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. he then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. the shavings, stuck on by the c-m, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.
“i thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty p-ssed about having a beard.
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