amish butter churn
pour hot b-tter all over a d-ld-, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the d-ld- in and out of a girls v-g-n- like you are churning b-tter.
after drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down king dong with i can’t believe it’s not b-tter and gave her a good amish b-tter churn.
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