Amish Egg Yolk
when a man breaks an egg open on his p-n-s and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn b-tter.
i just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today i had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
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