Amish Mantel
a s-xual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. usually works best with a spinner.
named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks amish.
man, look at the spinner. i’d like to build an amish mantel.
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