Amish mud woman
when a woman, possibly really amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. the male equivalent is the amish sweat ritual.
i just watched a video of the amish mud woman and w-nked for 20 minutes.
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