Amistics
the study of the choices made by different cultures as to which technologies they would embrace or spurn.
the only reason we haven’t already changed our genetic code to be stronger, eliminate nearsightedness or have bigger d-cks is not that it can’t be done, it is our current amistics don’t allow it.
root comes from the word amish. why do the amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
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