amndorsia
amn’•door•sia noun. a partial or total loss of memory specifically as to recalling the reason one has walked through a door and into the next room. 2. a loss of purpose after moving from one room to another, resulting in confusion. there are two possibilities after experiencing amndorsia: a. one suddenly remembers one’s purpose and fulfills it immediately; b. one returns to the original location, and resumes the previous activity, but with an uneasy feeling.
origin late 18 cent.: from greek, meaning forgetfulness.
1 “hmmm, why did i just come in here? i know i came in here for something. ah jeez, i must have a cl-ssic case of amndorsia.”
2 “doctor, i think i might be a chronic amndorsiac. i’m always walking into the next room to do something but when i get there i don’t have the slightest idea what to do next.”
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