Amoeba

another name for a person who identifies as an as-xual.
i’m not an enigma, i’m an amoeba!
best place to find music. ever. has nearly every alb-m by every artist known to man. has three locations in california, berkeley (the original amoeba), san francisco, and hollywood (the largest location). also has free live music
“d-mn, i couldn’t find that virgin prunes alb-m anywhere, but they had it at amoeba!”

“did you see the horrorpops last night at amoeba? they kicked -ss!”

“holy cr-p! i just found an independant import from africa! amoeba really does have everything!”
a very small person with an oversized opinion of himself.
lookit the amoeba having a cell faux to pretend someone wants to talk to him. it’s a real cell phone call.
a small group of extremely close friends. everyone knows that they are besties. they do everything together and join together to form an amoeba. they are most often distinguished as having superior intelligence and/or exceptional looks.
me: jiliane, emma, mackenzie and jenna are an amoeba.
rick: yeah, totally. they are so hot.
a huge record store.
located in los angeles and san francisco.
hey look its amoeba!! let’s go get some music.
modeled after the term used in biology, where genus of protozoa consists of unicellular organisms that do not have a definite shape

“amoeba” is generally used for one of two things, outside of biology;

1. a word used after another person does something respectable

2. a word used after another person does something to make you not want to live on the same planet as them
friend 1: hey, i just had a one night stand with derpette last night!

friend 2: amoeba

or

friend 1: i just p-ssed myself.

friend 2: amoeba.
a shape of a pool. refered to in the movie lords of dogtown to empty pools.
red dog: hey man check out the amoeba next door

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