amotypolexia
a condition whereupon love, excitation, desire, longing, etc. causes the increased likelihood of typos within a typed communication with an object of affection, despite the subject’s regularly high apt-tude in spelling and grammar.
“i loe you hobneb!”
“god i eant u so badly”
“its erydifficulty to type with obe hand”
“despite my phd in english, the moment i step into an im conversation with my lover, i’m completely overcome with a case of severe amotypolexia.”
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