Amputate
to completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.
jeff: “man, i caught her cheating again tonight. i know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. i don’t know what to do.”
jeff’s friend: “you know jeff, i’m sorry about this, but i think we’re going to have to amputate. lock the doors, marty!”
-marty locks doors-
jeff’s friend: “you’re not seeing her tonight, jeff, or ever again.”
the act of chopping off the c-ck.
timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: you screwed your sister! then its time for some s-xa amputation.
timmy: noo mommy im sorry ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mom: woo i got a new d-ld-, i liked my dads better though.
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