Amsterdam surprise


to take a sh-t in the driver’s seat of someone’s car and lock the door on a hot day
a-“did you hear about leo j.? he p-ssed that girl off so badly that she left him an amsterdam surprise.” r-“d-mn, that’s harsh!”

“don’t leave your car doors unlocked when brody has been drinking. you might end up getting an amsterdam surprise.”

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