An Elvis Presley
when you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the sh-thouse unrelieved. a rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
doug: last night i ate that whole box of cheerios and this morning i totally pulled an elvis presley.
tom: i knew something was up. the bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
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