an irish tale
there was only one bar…
a mile long!
they didn’t serve pints…
only buckets!
there was only one barmaid…
for every man!
the guards came…
a bean garda!
she was wearing gl-sses…
and nothing else!
she took me to jail..
it was full of hookers!
they cost a fiver…
i had a tenner!
there was a plant…
a hash plant!
it had no leaves…
i smoked them all!
and that’s the end…
till next week!
an irish tale…a true virtue of a friday night in ireland.
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