an ottowa johnston
when your nipple become erect and then you rub b-tter on them. your partner will then lick off the b-tter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have b-tt s-x with everyone. after youve b-ttf-cked the nations capitol, you then give oral s-x to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),
i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston
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