an urban dick


urban d-ck is someone who uses someones name in a manner that is offensive, or defamatory. calling women wh-r-s, sl-ts, b-tches, tarts and making up ficticious stories about their s-xual history has been a p-sstime of urband-cks for some time, and is a prime example of an urban d-ck.
generally it is used for the following purposes
a. to get someone fired, and / or ruin a reputation
b. revenge on an ex who dumped you
c. revenge on your ex’s new girlfriend or crush
d. an invalid rape defence
c. the only form of insult an ignorant uneducated r-t-rded lowlife degenerate criminal can think of to discredit someone.

generally the women targeted by urban d-cks are indeed not wh-r-s, but high profile, often even celibate people who have enemies due to their wide social circles.
publishing this information can lead one to believe the editors of urban dictionary are in fact urban d-cks themselves, but who knows. if the site had a “report abuse”‘ b-tton or filter, and stuck to its original objective of providing a forum for the creation of new words and phrases and witty slang perhaps it would not attract so many degenerates.’
an urban d-ck can be identified by their lack of education and morals, lack of social life, or social skills, extremely demented brain cells that may be contagious, often caused by alcohol or narcotics. these people should be avoided, as they are like wild animals such as snakes who can even turn on their animal friends.
“i was fired because of that wh-r-. i wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that i am an incompetent ignoramous without a degree or a clue, and in fact nothing to do with her” – an urban d-ck 1
“i date raped that girl, so i’ll just call her a wh-r- as my defence” -an urban d-ck 2
“that wh-r- stole (or is trying to steal) my boyfriend, i know she probably isn’t one but i am a lowlife who uses bad language so i’ll keep saying it.” -urban d-ck 3
“i was arrested because of that wh-r-. (i wonder if it’s her fault or because i broke the law)” urban d-ck 4
“i don’t even know these wh-r-s, but i was brought up so badly that all my language consists of swearwords, some of which i can’t even spell, so i’ll keep calling women that” urban d-ck 5
” i have the mental capacity of a child and no social skills so i spend all my time on urban dictionary making up ficticious rumors about other peoples s-x lives because i am so ugly and such an aresehole that i can’t get laid” urban d-ck 6
“i am an narcissistic sociopath who gets off on making other peoples lives h-ll, so i might go online and call some more women i know wh-r-s” -urban d-ck 7
” i am a mafioso who is made at that wh-r- for ruining my crime syndcate so i’m gonna kill that wh-r- and post lies online for everyone to see” – urban d-ck 8
” i want that girls job so i’ll tell everyone she’s a wh-r-” urban d-ck 9

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