anacoluthonic irrigation
a literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. a pract-tioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.
this fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently byp-sses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the sea of literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to “why am i reading this?!”
bob: hey mary, what are you reading?
mary: meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. it’s all first-person stream of consciousness though: it’s not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author’s anacoluthonic irrigation.
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