Anaconda Shit
a sh-t that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. when the sh-t finally detaches from your -sshole, you’re completely out of breath. as if you were being strangled by an anaconda.
“holy sh-t man, i almost died after that anaconda sh-t.”
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