anadaephobia
the fear that somewhere a duck is watching.
guy 1: don’t laugh at me but i have anadaephobia.
guy 2: what’s that?
guy 1: it’s the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. wait did i just see a flash of yellow?
guy 2: -slowly backs away-
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