anal bacon
untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. usually as a result of overly aggressive -n-l s-x but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.
lord asquith met lady jane at the spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. in time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. alas on their wedding night he discovered she had -n-l bacon, rendering him impotent. he obtained an anullment later that week.
Read Also:
- Angora logic
a form of logic which is synonymous with fuzzy logic. predominantly used in business. the it team uses angora logic to confuse the business.
- angry banker
paying a woman $20 to punch her in the tw-t as hard as you can. this chick was so hungry for crack she let me give her an angry banker.
- ANTITRANSUBSTANTIATIONALIST
one who believes that the host and wine dont actually turn into the body and blood of christ. edward, a ant-transubstantiantionalist, has no problem guzzing down jesus’ ‘blood’. he thinks its just wine.
- angstrogen
a hormone found primarily in women who have been abused, cheated on, or otherwise mistreated that causes them to visit pain and misery on every nice guy that comes their way. angstrogen levels follow a lunar cycle. i can’t take my gfs angstrogen any more. (i just made this word up)
- AntSports Steve'd
when you j-zz in your hand during s-x, then slap your partners face with it. also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you’ve created for them. “that b-tch was complaining about how quick i finished but i had pulled out and caught my wad – so i antsports […]