anal beard

the hair which encomp-sses the r-ct-m etc. a high quality -n-l beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of “natural” brown. the common -n-l beard will have 3-7 different scents. the unofficial record of multiple scent for a single -n-l beard is 22 held by quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) -n-l beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, dye) public displays of your trendy -n-l beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison b-gg-rings.
“gosh, i can smell quincy’s -n-l beard from here”
“wow, check the -n-l beard on that, too bad he’s getting arrested”
“d-mn, i’ve still got some of that chick’s -n-l beard stuck in my odd and it smells real bad”
“on my adventures, i once saw an -n-l beard that was 4 meters long! … it tasted funny….”
a hairy -rs-
when you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you -rs- crack.
a large growth of hair in the -n-l region
cordell has a m-ssive -n-l beard
i have an sweaty -n-l beard
an -n-l beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons -n-s.
a large beard that comes out of your -n-s which is called an -n-l beard
when your -ss is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps c-ming back… also, it is imposible to wipe your b-m clean. nice
george -n-l beard bush
the hair that grows on the gooch. when it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.
“i really shouldn’t wipe my -ss back to front, i get clingons in my -n-l beard”
a beard that sprouts from ones -n-s
dude,is that an -n-l beard hang outa your -n-s?

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