Anal Clap
pretty much the worst sti in existance. when a friend has hooked up with someone gross, or tells you that they think they may have an sti, one is bound by a moral duty to inform them that they have, in fact, contracted -n-l clap.
symptoms include: anything they complain of. then tell them that -n-l clap is worse than aids, and it’s only going to get worse. one could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) -n-l leakage, scabies, and loss of teeth.
1. paul: “bro that chick you got with last night was disgusting. you need to get checked to make sure you haven’t caught -n-l clap off her.”
simon: “what’s -n-l clap?”
paul: “the worst sti in the world… its pretty serious. and by that i mean its worse than aids. if your b-m gets itchy tonight i’d be worried…”
2. susan: “i’m just really worried that i might have caught an sti off that guy last week… (insert list of symptoms here).”
dolores: “oh dear, susan. it sounds as though you’ve caught -n-l clap!”
susan: “no! -n-l clap is worse than aids! i should have known that he’d be infected with the worst sti on the planet!
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