anal cum bomb
this is an extremely rare form of s-xual favors. it involves the usage of a small plastic syringe filled with s-m-n. there is about 400 ccs of fluid. a long but semi-rigid tube is then pushed past the r-ct-m and into the small intestine. there the s-m-n is deployed. the man or woman now holding this “package must wait 8 hours to release it. he/she then will hold themselves upside down with legs spread. a recipient stands with open mouth at the -n-s. the mixture is then deployed with force into the mouth of the recipient. if a woman holds the package, the v-g-n- sometimes will ooze this liquid when performed correctly when done v-g-n-lly. the recipient then holds as much of the mixture in his/her mouth and rubs the rest about his/her body. the fluid can then be poured into a woman v-g-n- or another person’s mouth. it all is decided upon by the partic-p-nts!
holy jesus, that was a good -n-l c-m bomb, i still have the smell all over me!
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