Anal Dilator
a hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one’s -n-s for various s-xual purposes. commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the r-ct-m cavity. the use of lubrication is recommended.
most commonly a generic pvc pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one’s tolerance for the dilation of the -n-s.
can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to sh-t inside of the -n-l dilator, then quickly remove the tube. this allows for the person with the dilated -n-s to actually sh-t another person’s sh-t.
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