Anal Fhloston Paradise
the post blumpkin cleaning. this is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the -n-s of the male. it is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.
when bbm was done performing tank’s blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an -n-l fhloston paradise.
you have great hair how about a blumpkin? maybe after you can follow with the old -n-l fhloston paradise.
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