Anal Fruit Salad
an -n-l fruit salad is an -sshole that is covered and surrounded my many different ent-ties, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. a person will spread the -ss cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. the -n-l fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. goes best with crackers.
the -n-l fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! the herpes/t-rd combination tasted just like a yak’s taint.
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