anal grip appliance
the art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your -n-l sphincter. always useful to have a deep -n-l cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
little boy: daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?
mike atherton: of course son, it wouldn’t be the first time i’ve used an -n-l grip appliance.
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