Anal Hangings
after an abnormally large p-n-s or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your -n-s now being the outsides of your -n-s, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the -n-s, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your r-ct-m, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing -n-l hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the -n-l hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 – 6 hours and they will gradually retract.
gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cuc-mber into your -n-s until it has been fully engulfed by your r-ct-m
jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my -n-l hangings from your last dare
gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your ah
jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable -n-l hangings, i will insert this cuc-mber into my -n-s.
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