anal kazoo
the act of putting a kazoo up someone’s -ss and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80’s tv shows.
ping: i sure could go for another -n-l kazoo.
dean: i just gave you an -n-l kazoo last night. can i at least stop playing the theme song from chips? you get too excited and always sh-t all over my face.
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-n-l meninges, derived from the french word anoose, meaning bottom; and “men-in-cages” meaning s-xy times. -n-l meninges were first discovered in ottawa in 2008 during a routine rectal exam. this ailment has found to affect men and women from the ages of 18-62. found largely in men it presents itself with symptoms similar to syphilis. […]
- Anal prospector
man or woman searching fellow humans -n-ses for precious metals or fossils. mother: billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming -n-l prospector! father: well, good for him. mother: i know! at the age of 12 he would be the youngest -n-l prospector in centuries!
- Anal Mint
-n-l being a s-xy word. not as in the act of -n-l s-x but in the sense that you are so -n-l about spelling and gramatical perfection it’s s-xy. mint means to describe something that is so sinfully good, it’s almost morally-wrong. therefore, mash the two words together and you get -n-l mint which is […]
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somebody who combines the professions of -n-lyst and therapist, thus becoming an -n-lrapist. okay, lindsay, are you forgetting that i was a professional twice over — an -n-lyst and a therapist. the world’s first -n-lrapist. 4 more definitions add your own one line of work combining the professions of an -n-lyst and a therapist, creating […]
- analthumbwrestling
a game. a variation of traditional thumbwrestling. two opponents compete within the -n-l cavity of a third party. if talented, the third party can judge the match. see also g–ts- see also thumbwrestlinginnicks-n-s hey dalv, yort wanna head over to kcin’s for some -n-lthumbwrestling?