anal kebab
during -n-l s-x, the penetrative male “decorates” his erect p-n-s with salad leaves and sauce, and then places strips of kebab meat over the -ss cheeks of their partner then -j-c-l-t-s once the salad leaves and sauce is inside the -n-s of the other – he will then proceed to eat the salad, sauce and s-m-n from inside his partners -ss.
joe: mm i’m starving for a kebab
sarah: oh me too baby, and i’m so h-rny… i fancy -n-l…
then an -n-l kebab happens
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