Anal Marmalading
to gather -n-l fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner’s -ss, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a sunday morning’s breakfast.
my girlfriend always loved a good -n-l marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.
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