Anal Meninges
-n-l meninges, derived from the french word anoose, meaning bottom; and “men-in-cages” meaning s-xy times. -n-l meninges were first discovered in ottawa in 2008 during a routine rectal exam. this ailment has found to affect men and women from the ages of 18-62. found largely in men it presents itself with symptoms similar to syphilis. allowed to run uncheck -n-l meninges will fully develop into its full form which includes:
-a milky discharge from the nose,
-bl–dy fingernails,
-the inability to speak using vowels,
-and general cl-ster f-ckation.
women will also find the symptom deemed “child-birth” to be quite common. in late january 2009, -n-l meninges was found to have jumped to horses when a horse at mt. ste anne was seen “losing his sh-t” and stomped an elderly midget to death. treatments for -n-l meninges are still being looked at, but so far nothing has been found. the only options for people affected by this ailment should do the following;
– try not to look up
-invest in some type of diaper
-wear a toque under a hat
-apply ointment to t-st-cl-s.in the unlikely event that t-st-cl-s are not present, apply liberally to shoulders due to the similarity in biology.
-shake, and then proceed to bake.
-park at stop signs for 2-3 hours.
-try not to look down.
the lack of funding for the research of fundings for -n-l meninges has caused this disease to run un-checked. if you have seen anyone with the following symptoms please consult a physician, or a priest, or someone who has strong opinions;
-talking in circles
-frothing at the chin
– suffering from allansmumsawh-r- -15%-35% increase in -n-l leakage
-using douche as shaving cream
-waiting in line
-flatulating bloodily
-starting sentences backwards
-unusually large sideburns extending to the waist
-pretending to be jose conseco
-pulling a door clearly marked “push”
-a cl-ster, best described as “broccoli-like”, forming on the r-ct-m
-wearing tapered pants
-refuting the existence of -n-l meninges
this has been deemed highly contagious, do not approach anyone with these symptoms, they will go jackie chan on your -ss.
allan’s mother has a bad case of -n-l meninges, take a look at that
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