anal miscalculation


not to be confused with -n-l fraud

1. that’s thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. so you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she’s trying to fraud.
dom:” i thought i was f-cking this girl in the -ss last night but i was just f-cking her back fat so i had to slap her”

eddie:” that’s an -n-l miscalculation”

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