anal muffin
during -n-l s-x, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.
i was doing her so hard, i pulled out an -n-l m-ffin.
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shorthand reference to penetration of the -n-s by or with a p-n-s that is attached to a m-ffin, as seen in the online video “-n-l penetration m-ffin” (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_-n-l-penetration-m-ffin_fun). the aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian liam kyle sullivan’s highly popular “m-ffins” video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulovhdfd_w4).
at the time that this definition is being written, the phrases “-n-l m-ffin” and “-n-l penetration m-ffin” have only become common in certain west coast cities—namely (to this author’s knowledge), los angeles, san francisco, portland, and seattle.
real-life instances of -n-l penetration by m-ffin have yet to be verified.
1. “i’d rather get an -n-l m-ffin than eat your mom’s nasty lasagna!”
2. “man, your new haircut’s whack. your head would look better as an -n-l penetration m-ffin.”
3. “aw, sh-t! f-ck! granny-slappin’ -n-l penetration m-ffin! i totally forgot the final paper’s due today!”
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