anal munchkin


a person who is an -ss fanatic. usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in s-xual activity with the -ss. it could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their -ss (ex: a pen, d-ld-, a fairly small animal, etc.)

there is also a mythical beast called an -n-l munchkin. it could, and would, sneak up and f-ck you in the -ss from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims -sshole and then return to normal size, making the person’s -ss bigger than usual. then it would live off sh-t for the rest of it’s life without ever leaving the -sshole. though, at rare occasions, it would leave the -ss at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.
“you better watch out, there are -n-l munchkins roaming around.”
“-n-l munchkins turn me on.”

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