Anal Mushroom
when you cr-p your pants,and it mushrooms over your sphincter.you let it set for a few days,and then you have an -n-l mushroom.or other wise known as,frog cake.
“my kid had an -n-l mushroom in his pants it had crusted over.i had to clean it up as well,d-mn!it was g-d awfu!”
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