anal sand
after taking a sh-t, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the p–p feeling like sand in your b-tt. in the shower is the only time to remove -n-l sand.
guy 1: hey man, i just took a slimy sh-t and i got some -n-l sand up there.
guy 2: i had the same thing happen to me yesterday. use some soapy water
guy 1: i gotta go take a shower. it’s chaffing my buns.
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